Telesam's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Non-Canonical Joke Minute]

Nice animation there

So let me get this straight...
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.She's a lesbian, and she's been hitting on a lot of girls?

[Gummi Razorblades]

Where can I buy some?

I'd like to try that product!

[Bunnykill]

A bunny slicing other bunnies. Nice

Bunny+Sword=Holy Crap!

[Bunnykill 2]

XD I love you

Like Madness Combat, but with BUNNIES!! Best damn action movie I've ever seen.

[3 3ast 3 3urious]

Is making cars look 3D even possible?

Nice job. The 3rd will probably look like that, and if it did, it'd be fucking hilarious.

[X-Men:Dark Phoenix Rising]

They come back from the dead? Weird.

All I have to say is, I'm putting this one in my favorites. Good job.

[Foamy's Rant : Foamy The Squirrel]

And the Lord did grin...

Yeah, they are annoying as hell, aren't they?

[Merry Melony ep.1]

Woah- What just happened?

Great animation. Great sounds. Great backrounds. But I don't get it. WTF was up with everything? The bridge crashed through a house, a car stuck in a cliff, clouds that go through buildings...
Oh well. I guess I'll find out sooner or later.

[New Reality TV Show]

Reality Shows suck. End of Story. Deal with it.

Jesus, would they really cancel Family Guy for a reality show like this?
What can I say? Good Interpretation. What will they think of next?

[One Ring to Rule ThemAll3]

I don't see why some people don't like this movie

What's not to like about this movie? Great lines, graphics, deleted scenes- this is a Legendary Frog fantasy!! You gotta see this!!